Bowser, who has trained numerous times over the years with the Badders elite feels that his recent performances are more than worthy of a spot on the Great Britain team for the forthcoming games.
"I can't believe that Charles has snubbed me, I mean it's not like I even use Twitter. I have kept my head down over the last few months and been really smashing it in training."
"I ran 13:22 on the Bromhead 3 mile loop the other week and it felt really comfortable, if anything I was just jogging," said the ex-Antiques merchant.
Bowser's track season has been brief and he was last seen holding Tom Straw's hand at Stretford in the middle of June. He has even slipped to number three in the LWAC 10k road standings after being smashed by Kimpton and Doe in London.
The Lincoln-born thoroughbred has often been outspoken about the progress he will make over the next few years and under the guidance of a new coach was rumoured to be stepping up to 5000m this Summer.
"I came out on eightlane and said it how it is, if people don't like it then they can do one. I am well capable of running under 13 minutes and anyone who thinks that is unrealistic obviously doesn't know who I am."
"I have the talent, I have the class, and well how many people can say they have won Lincoln 10k twice, not many can they now!" stressed the Hog Roast specialist.
Bowser has recently become engaged, a move which has shocked some of his close friends who believed a relationship announcement with Straw (group-traitor) to be just around the corner.
"I think Bowser got the idea of getting a missus from the Hollyoaks storyline to be honest, his relationship with the lad Straw is much like that of Ste and Brendan."
"I don't know what Straw keeps doing wrong but I see him up the track now and again always sporting black eyes and a sore back," said a John O'Shea lookalike source close to the pair.
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